Mom: Hey Bill.
Me: Hey mom.
Mom: Bill , have you had a checkup recently?
Me: As a matter of fact yes mom.
Mom: What were the results?
Me: Excellent health.
Mom: Great, because I was a little concerned about your weight.
Me: Don't worry about it Mom, I'm at 120 right now but I'm aiming to be at 105 in a few months.
Mom: What !?!?
Me: Yes, I need to get rid of this excess fat, this dead weight I have on me.
Mom: No! you are kidding Bill, what is this ?!?
Mom: You are kidding right !?!?!
Mom: BILL, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME ?!?!
Me: Yeah, mom I was kidding, I'm not 120 and I am well within my BMI range and life is good.
Mom: Don't lose any more weight Bill.
Me: I don't plan on it mom.
Mom: Great, I need for you to do something for me.
Me: What mom?
Mom: I need for you to help ME LOSE WEIGHT!!!